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Eric Barker (Captain Potts): “Your rank?” Kenneth Williams: “Well, that’s a matter of opinion.” (Carry On Sergeant, 1958)
Barbara Windsor: “Have you got a large one?” Sid James: “I’ve had no complaints.” (Carry On Abroad, 1972)
Kenneth Williams (Julius Caesar): “Infamy, infamy… they’ve all got it infamy!” (Carry on Cleo, 1964)
“Have you got a large one?”
Barbara Windsor
Sid James (King Henry VIII): “Has she been chaste?” Kenneth Williams (Thomas Cromwell): “All over Normandy.” (Carry On Henry, 1971)
Kenneth Williams (Khasi of Kalabar): “May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.” Sid James (Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond): “And on yours.” The Khasi: “And may his radiance light up your darkness.” Sir Sidney: “And up yours.” (Carry On Up the Khyber, 1968)
Terry Scott (Cardinal Wolsey): “A drink, Ma’am?” Joan Sims (Queen Marie): “Thank you.” Cardinal: “I can heartily recommend the porter here.” Queen: “Really? Then do send him up to my room later.” (Carry On Henry, 1971)
Sid James (outlaw Johnny Finger): “I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can’t trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.” (Carry On Cowboy, 1965)
Joan Sims burping after drinking champagne: “Sorry, the bubbles lodged in my chest.” Kenneth Williams: “Yes, there’s room for a couple of lodgers in there.” (Carry 0n Don’t Lose Your Head, 1966)
Bernard Bresslaw: “Nurse, I dreamt about you last night.” Anita Harris: “Did you?” Bresslaw: “No, you wouldn’t let me.” (Carry On Doctor, 1967)
Kenneth Williams: “You may not realise it, but I was once a weak man.” Hattie Jacques: “Once a week is enough for any man.” (Carry On Emmanuelle, 1978)
CLEO: Kenneth Williams and Sid James
Hattie Jacques, after she is given a fur coat: “Oh, it’s lovely.” Sid James as husband: “Genuine mammoth, that is.” Hattie: “Oh, don’t be silly, Charlie.” Sid: “It said so on the shop window ‘mammoth fur sale’.” (Carry On Cabby, 1963)
Hattie Jacques: “I want to be wooed.” Kenneth Williams: “Oh, you can be as ‘wude’ as you like with me!” (Carry On Matron, 1972)
Kenneth Williams on fortune tellers: “Fakes, that’s all they are, sitting there staring in their crystal whatsitsnames.” Sid James: “Balls.” Kenneth Williams: “I quite agree.” (Carry On At Your Convenience, 1971)
Joan Hickson as ward sister: “It’s Matron’s round.” Bill Owen, as a patient: “Mine’s a pint.” (Carry on Nurse, 1959)
Barbara Windsor spots a man eating a pear: “Oh what a lovely looking pear.” He says: “You took the words right out of my mouth.” (Carry on Doctor, 1967)